20 Things I'll NEVER do!

I read on a post of one of my favorite blogs one day a list of this women's 20 things she will never do.

This list made me laugh and I thought you might not be completely opposed to hearing mine.

I WILL NEVER....

1. Give up Starbucks coffee for anything other than a "fast" and even that has it's limits to around 21 days of torture sacrifice to the Lord.
2. Sit in my room with journal pen in hand and talk of the good ol' days when I was moving around all the time.
3. Stop watching Lost, American Idol and Dr. Phil. Nope. Ain't gonna happen.
4. Give up on my hope of having more children -either biologically or through adoption
5. Start waking up at 5:00 a.m with a smile on my face and say "anyone want breakfast? How about a shirt that needs ironing? Who wants to play tag?" Not a morning person. No way.
6. Forget the blessings the Lord has given to me or the way He has made my life so much more joyful and amazing because He is the center of it.
7. Wish Little Girl would stop saying , "but MAHHH-MAYYYYY - I love you!!"
8. Look in the mirror while wearing a swimsuit and think "Now this girl's got it goin' on!"
9. Wear Paloma Picasso Perfume. Ever. Again. I had a boyfriend who liked it in highschool and I smelled like an 80 year old lady.
10. Volunteer to paint someone's house "just for fun".
11. Wish I had any other child than my precious Little Girl.
12. Stop missing all of my friends spread all over the U.S. (and a few outside) and wishing they could all move down the street from me.
13. Wish I didn't have a sister. I feel sorry for any girl who doesn't have one.
14. Think that spiders or snakes are cool. Only creepy.
15. I will never stop praying for encounters predestined only by God like this woman did. Read her story. Awesome.
16. Think that I should've married anyone other than my amazing husband. Best dad and hubby - hands down!
17. Stop hoping calories will be a thing of the past so that I can consume large quantities of Cookie Dough Ice Cream - at no cost to my booty!
18. Think that Electric Range's are Superior to Gas. You can't beat Gas cooking. Way better. Sorry girls.
19. Forget the time when I was little and my dad asked me to go look in the garage for some cleaner and a little "elbow grease" to work on getting the scuffs out of my shoes. I found the cleaner, but after an eternity of looking, I came up and said "I can't find the elbow grease dad!"
20. Regret that I started blogging. It has been an awesome social community and encouragement for me. Not to mention a great outlet for thoughts such as these. Thanks for reading!

Now - your turn. What are some of your "nevers"?